.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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