Where is the hickey?
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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