Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
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