I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
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