everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
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