the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
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