so explain again why im purple
no
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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