physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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