I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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