handjob tips. give me some.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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