and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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