I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
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