Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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