talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
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