I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
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