I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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