This girl is more easily done than said...
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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