what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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