no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Randomize
