I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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