I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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