i already hear my dad disowning me
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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