I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
this will be a night to untag.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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