wat bout pragnant strippers??
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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