He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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