They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
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