We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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