God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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