3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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