do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
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