porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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