she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
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