do herpes really smell.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Did I show you my penis last night?
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
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