he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Randomize
