You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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