i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
I think pants incapable of making pants work
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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