I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
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