I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
I love having hate sex.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
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