at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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