ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
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