but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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