You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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