goodnight i made you a song goodbye
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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