I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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