Where did you get a picture of my penis
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
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