No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
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