They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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