no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
40s are totally the cure
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
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