I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
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