This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
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