Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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